Thursday, January 31, 2008

Vegetarianism a "perversion of nature" according to hilarious Pravda article

My uncle turned me on to this article in Pravda.ru about how vegetarians are a "perversion of nature." It's freaking hilarious, check out a typical quote:

Furthermore, cosmetologists say that a typical vegetarian has dry and fragile hair, dull eyes and unhealthy complexion. They can hardly stand criticism and have a low boiling point. They raise their voice, swing their arms and splutter when arguing. They are weak even in their logic.


Awesome.

And finally, here is a UK newspaper take on the same story. It's funny and provides the saucy Alicia Silverstone/PETA advertising as a counter argument -- touche.

Enjoy the glory that is bad journalism combined with bad translation,

Bp

2 comments:

matt_stansberry said...

That is an awesome find in Pravda. Better start stocking up on Nutria before my logic gets as weak as my muscles.

Stu Farnham said...

I hate to say it, but Pravda is even funnier than The Onion -- without even trying.