When climbing stairs in your robe, in the morning, not quite awake -- make sure to note the activity level, or 'hyperness" of any cats you step over in the stairwell. If the cat impeding your progress is "feeling frisky," burning off calories after breakfast with dilated pupils and a kitten-like energy, and you are a man with only a robe on, do not under any circumstances step over said cat.
[No, Pootie didn't get me in the nana's this morning, he attempted and failed. A warning to us all.]
Enjoy your external genitalia, while they last,
Bp
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