Said by a thick-rimmed-glasses-wearing, homely, pubescent boy gathering up grocery carts outside Fred Meyer to a work associate:
"... but my face is too well known around here. If I did have to take someone down tho, they wouldn't be getting up any time soon. I'd go for the windpipe first."
overheard by Bpaul
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Oh yeah, Napoleon Dynamite had nothing on this kid. I expect it to be published soon on Overheard in PDX.
Enjoy your post-pubescent self awareness,
Bp
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3 comments:
hahahaha, oh to be that young
...no sooner said than done...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/6959562.stm
...boys will be boys...
Yikes! And in gun-free UK too.
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