This is freaking awesome, some gamer geek wrote up the '08 election as Dungeon and Dragons talk around a gaming table. He's now an internet superstar. I'll quote a bit below:
OBAMA: "My friends, I am a totally unoriginal grizzled character class stereotype. I should lead the party because I have more testicular damage than that one."
MCCAIN: Yeah, well, you pal around with dark elves.
OBAMA: OH NO YOU DIDN'T.
MCCAIN: Whatever, so's your mom.
OBAMA: So's your FACE.
MCCAIN: So's your Mom's face!
HILARY: WTF you guys. Why am I playing the cleric?
MCCAIN: Hilary, we've been over this.
HILARY: No, dude. I am so sick of being the girlfriend healer. Seriously, I can't even use a sword. Fuck this noise.
KUCINICH: IM A BARD
OBAMA: That's nice.
KUCINICH: MY FAMILIAR IS A PURPLE SNOW LEOPARD
MCCAIN: Oh, Jesus. Here we go.
KUCINICH: DID I MENTION MY WIFE IS A TOTALLY BANGIN DRYAD WITH 20 CHARISMA
HILARY: C'mon you guys, I've been playing this shit since Gygax was in eighth grade. Why can't I be the party leader with the magic sword for once?
I could post the whole thing, it kills me.
Enjoy your 7th grade obsessions being used to create humor out of a scary situation,
Bp
[via The Good Reverend, photo credit in Boingboing article]
3 comments:
That is freaking hillarious!
-= Scott
GENIUS!
tho' I wouldn't know D&D from Monopoly, I do speak "gamer" and it's not all that removed from WoW, hehe...
the full post is worth reading - I loved Hilary responding to McCain's adding Palin:
"Hilary: No! No, it's not cool! Every time you bring one of your rodeo-queen girlfriends in here she ends up playing some succubus infiltrator and killing the whole party!"
up-to-the-moment-play-by-play, ha!
(that and the GF healer sans sword pout. . .to quote a post on the original blog:
"No. Air. Left. In. Lungs."
thanks for that great re-posting!
oh my god that lade me laugh out loud.
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