Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Large Hadron Collider Rap

Bad white geek rap is now a hackneyed form on the intartubes, however this one has some decent explanation of what's going down at the Large Hadron Collider so I thought I'd share it with ya'll. And, the joke's still kinda funny.

Enjoy different means of scientific explanation,



A.Stock said...


Bpaul said...

we have a fan

lisa said...

i still don't know what the hell the hadron collider is, or what it does, but i love the people who work there...

Jim Purdy said...

I've Got Einstein on my Mind
by Jim Purdy

Listen to me one and all, Oh dear,
For bad news I bring, The End is Near.

In the UK, the Daily Mail tried to clue us in,
That those mad scientists are going to do us in.

Yes indeed, they have published a news article
Warning us of a runaway sub-atomic particle.

The Large Hadron Collider is to blame,
And our universe will soon end in flame.

Oh man, the fireworks will be spectacular,
It'll be so big, I won't need my binocular.

As the end nears, some may grieve and mourn,
But I'll enjoy the show, just eating my popcorn.

Someday I'll entertain grandkids with the story I'll tell,
Oh. Wait. I guess I won't have any grandkids, oh well.

In college, we laughed at those physics dorks,
Always talking about their tachyons and quarks.

Yes, soon the world will be gone, we'll be no more,
Thanks to guys named Fermi, Heisenberg and Bohr.

So, as I await the end of all mankind,
I've got Albert Einstein on my mind.

Bpaul said...

I love it -- a poem in my comments section. Thanks for posting that Sir!

Sorry for the delay in responding, welcome to the blog.