YGTLO: Cheney waits until Last minute again to buy 9/11 Presents

This may be my favorite Onion article all year. A teaser quote:

While Cheney is known by many to be cold and taciturn for the other 11 months of the year, those close to the vice president say there is something about the 9/11 season that puts a smile on his face and a spring in his step. Each Sept. 11 morning since 2001, Cheney has come to work donning a fireman costume and handed out small, thoughtful gifts to all White House staffers.

So awesome,

BP

[via Piglipstick]